crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

ninasbun:

thishumanbody:

i hate when people say age is just a number

clearly it’s a word

tumblr has taught me so many comebacks I can use in real life. 

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
image

(Source: galaxys4)

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick)


(Source: tylerdylans)